Tramadol

I hate taking tablets, etc., in general, but these fuckers are awful.
Tramadol is a central nervous system pain reliever that makes my head spin and has nearly caused me to faint on several occasions.
My doctor prescribed me these on Tuesday, after I told him that I did not want the mind-bending Dicloflenac Sodium.
He also prescribed me a ten-day sicknote; this I do like...